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There's nothing good on the news. You're not telling me CNN is all cats in trees, are you? Nothing can be that good if Piers Morgan is in it, you know what I mean?

Noel Gallagher

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Noel Gallagher
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: May 29
Guitarist
Musician
Singer
Singer-Songwriter
Noel Thomas David Gallagher
Noel Thomas Gallagher
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I don't have the genetic make-up of a frontman, but I'm learning how to do it.
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The scumbags are taking over the streets. I don't know what David Cameron and Gordon Brown are going to do about it. It all goes back to the Thatcher (Margaret Thatcher) years. It sounds like a cliché but that's when the rot set in.
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I do all the work so it's only right that I should get the most money. Plus I am the most handsome.
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