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The tie's a multi purpose accessory, y'know, belt, school boy, Rambo.

Noel Fielding

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Noel Fielding
Age: 51
Actor
Comedian
Painter
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Writer
City of Westminster
Ties
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