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You can't just go gay, its not like buying a ladder.

Noel Fielding

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Noel Fielding
Age: 51
Actor
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City of Westminster
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Some people have a fear of being on stage. I have a fear of coming off it.
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I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions.
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Yeah? Rock 'n' Roll is fast, you know. If all goes according to plan I could be in rehab next thursday. Tuesday week I'll be living on an island with a small Indian boy.
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I find it depressing that people think you have to be on drugs to watch [my stuff], that’s a cop out, use your brain, use your imagination.
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I don't really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have isn't really a joke, just tiny moments.
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I visited a friend in Leicester recently. It was 4am and we all ran around in a circle, six of us. It’s the most fun I’ve had since i was seven. And I thought: it’s not about drink, or drugs, or fancy clubs. It’s about running around in your socks, changing direction in a front room in Leicester.
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Trousers can never be too tight. You have to go through a couple of days of pain, then everything stretches out.
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I don't hate Coldplay to be cool I genuinely hate Coldplay.
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Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them.
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Never try and go on a solo mission on your own.
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I've had a really weird day, some joker threw bamboo in the penguin enclosure. They all vaulted out. It was a nightmare, it took me all morning to get them back in.
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When you start, it's not to do with the material so much. It's more to do with how you can control a crowd and make friends with an audience and sell your brand of humor.
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I'd have to do unannounced gigs because your fans will laugh at everything because they know what you do already. What you really want is a neutral audience that isn't too harsh - a good comedy crowd - but that don't know necessarily what you're doing.
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I could get an audience into my world and if you can do that, they'll go with you not all the way, but a lot of the way.
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Science teachers and the mentally ill, that's all Jazz is for.
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There's something amazing about tea. It's good before a meal, after a meal, when drunk, when taking drugs, while playing football and after being called a poof in the street.
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My nan used to look after me in the summer holidays and she had a cat with one eye. It used to walk into walls and tables. I used to think it was hilarious. It was a slapstick cat.
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They call me the confuser. Is he a man... is he a woman? Ooh, I'm not sure if I mind.
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