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I've got it all in here ultra violets, flying saucers, strawberry bootlace come on get involved.

Noel Fielding

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Noel Fielding
Age: 51
Actor
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City of Westminster
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Some people have a fear of being on stage. I have a fear of coming off it.
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You can't just go gay, its not like buying a ladder.
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I never did that badly with women when I wasn't on telly, but it's a bit out of control now. Women try it on with me more than I'm comfortable with. It's strange, because I think I look like a troll wearing a woman's wig backwards.
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Science teachers and the mentally ill, that's all Jazz is for.
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Imagine that, a poncho sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness.
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My nan used to look after me in the summer holidays and she had a cat with one eye. It used to walk into walls and tables. I used to think it was hilarious. It was a slapstick cat.
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Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them.
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There's not enough psychedelic stuff on TV. I want the world to be a bit weirder than it is. I hate reality, so I hate reality TV. But I love Columbo.
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All my friends got dogs and cats for Christmas, and I got a starfish called Roy. I used to take him down to the park on a lead.
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I don't hate Coldplay to be cool I genuinely hate Coldplay.
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Englishmen do like to get in a dress, any excuse.
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I've had a really weird day, some joker threw bamboo in the penguin enclosure. They all vaulted out. It was a nightmare, it took me all morning to get them back in.
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The tie's a multi purpose accessory, y'know, belt, school boy, Rambo.
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I always wanted to travel around and see lots of America, I'd never been to Boston, I'd never been to San Francisco even, so I'm quite excited to just go the places.
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I could get an audience into my world and if you can do that, they'll go with you not all the way, but a lot of the way.
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I don't think I'd have done comedy if I was born eighty years ago I'd have been a lord. Shooting people that were on my land With a wig, yeah. And some crisps.
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I'd have to do unannounced gigs because your fans will laugh at everything because they know what you do already. What you really want is a neutral audience that isn't too harsh - a good comedy crowd - but that don't know necessarily what you're doing.
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Yeah? Rock 'n' Roll is fast, you know. If all goes according to plan I could be in rehab next thursday. Tuesday week I'll be living on an island with a small Indian boy.
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