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I don't hate Coldplay to be cool I genuinely hate Coldplay.
Noel Fielding
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Noel Fielding
Age: 51
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We got everythin' we need here. We got Baileys, creamy, and, um... everythin' good. I'll get ya another Baileys
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I'd have to do unannounced gigs because your fans will laugh at everything because they know what you do already. What you really want is a neutral audience that isn't too harsh - a good comedy crowd - but that don't know necessarily what you're doing.
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Science teachers and the mentally ill, that's all Jazz is for.
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There's something amazing about tea. It's good before a meal, after a meal, when drunk, when taking drugs, while playing football and after being called a poof in the street.
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Some people have a fear of being on stage. I have a fear of coming off it.
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When you start, it's not to do with the material so much. It's more to do with how you can control a crowd and make friends with an audience and sell your brand of humor.
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Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them.
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I never did that badly with women when I wasn't on telly, but it's a bit out of control now. Women try it on with me more than I'm comfortable with. It's strange, because I think I look like a troll wearing a woman's wig backwards.
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They call me the confuser. Is he a man... is he a woman? Ooh, I'm not sure if I mind.
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The tie's a multi purpose accessory, y'know, belt, school boy, Rambo.
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It's impossible to be unhappy while wearing a poncho!
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If you're going to be a good standup, or a successful standup, or a standup who can work for money, you have to eliminate the possibility of dying quickly.
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I always wanted to travel around and see lots of America, I'd never been to Boston, I'd never been to San Francisco even, so I'm quite excited to just go the places.
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I visited a friend in Leicester recently. It was 4am and we all ran around in a circle, six of us. It’s the most fun I’ve had since i was seven. And I thought: it’s not about drink, or drugs, or fancy clubs. It’s about running around in your socks, changing direction in a front room in Leicester.
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I could get an audience into my world and if you can do that, they'll go with you not all the way, but a lot of the way.
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