The key to comedy is commitment - if you're afraid, you shouldn't be a comedian.

Babies are like the smallest, drunkest people you know.

I always write and create. I'm never not creating. I'm always creating a show, every year, whether it gets picked up or not. I always sell a pilot or an idea. I like to be in control.

It's hard to give someone advice when you're an institution. I don't really put a lot of pressure on it - I'm just open to doing stuff that's challenging.

I was always pretty good at adapting to my situations. My act was never that inside, where it was like, Okay, they're either going to get this or they're not.

[Being a good comedian] is a skill, but it's also a weird thing that only certain people can do. I always equate it to surgeons and how they can just cut people open and operate. Certain people are just wired differently, and I feel like comics are the same way.