I always write and create. I'm never not creating. I'm always creating a show, every year, whether it gets picked up or not. I always sell a pilot or an idea. I like to be in control.

[Being a good comedian] is a skill, but it's also a weird thing that only certain people can do. I always equate it to surgeons and how they can just cut people open and operate. Certain people are just wired differently, and I feel like comics are the same way.

Babies are like the smallest, drunkest people you know.

I was always pretty good at adapting to my situations. My act was never that inside, where it was like, Okay, they're either going to get this or they're not.

It's hard to give someone advice when you're an institution. I don't really put a lot of pressure on it - I'm just open to doing stuff that's challenging.

The key to comedy is commitment - if you're afraid, you shouldn't be a comedian.