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Of course smartphones are brilliant inventions, but the nefarious thing about Twitter and other social media is that it starts to fill all the gaps in your day. I quickly become an addict.

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Nick Offerman
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: June 26
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Nicholas David Offerman
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