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I always call myself a student of the guitar.

Nick Offerman

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Nick Offerman
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: June 26
Actor
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Film Actor
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Stage Actor
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Nicholas Offerman
Nicholas David Offerman
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I learned the word non-conformist in fourth grade and immediately announced that I would grow up to become one.
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When I use weed creatively, I'm much better at drawing or making something or playing music. But what I do for a living is mostly performing as an actor or writing, and for those things I need to have my faculties sharp.
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