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Children are so egocentric - they want to watch their lives, and not yours.
Nick Offerman
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Nick Offerman
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: June 26
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Nicholas Offerman
Nicholas David Offerman
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I always call myself a student of the guitar.
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