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For years I drove a big Ford F250 pickup. That was my ride because two-thirds of my work was wood work, and I'm always driving up to Northern California, where I harvest salvaged trees.

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Nick Offerman
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: June 26
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Nicholas David Offerman
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