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Nick Offerman
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: June 26
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Nicholas David Offerman
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I always had a lot of confidence in my work and the unique flavor I like to bring to my characters, but you know I'm not a huge dreamer.
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I come from a family of fishermen. Fishing is very important to us. We don't hunt. We're not gun folk.
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I always call performing live giving the people the medicine, because when you're engaged in it, you can feel the sort of soul magic being exchanged between the performer and the audience.
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I'm quite excited to not play a Xena type character - it's probably closer to me than any character I've ever played.
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I have a wonderfully hedonistic appetite, and if I wasn't really strict with myself, I'd weigh 300 pounds. I'm not good with moderation.
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I was drinking a lot of bourbon. I was miserable. I was starting to get work, but it wasn't remotely satisfying. It was garbage compared to the theater I was doing.
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I made an executive decision in college when I learned how behind I was in the world of books, films, and music because of my rural upbringing. I really reduced the amount of time that sports took up in my life.I still have some Faulkner to get through.
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If you don't look at yourself and evaluate it, you instead see how the world's reacting to it.
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We have such an embarrassment of riches when it comes to choice. Do you want to hike in the Alps? There are 300 pairs of shoes you can order within the next 10 minutes. You have your choice of everything.
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When it comes to marijuana, I think it's ridiculous to live in a country that espouses freedom, liberty and equality, yet won't follow through on a philosophy that says: If it's not hurting anybody or their property, you can do any goddamn thing you want.
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Figure out what you love to do, then figure out how to get paid to do it.
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I grew up among farmers in Illinois and so you always have to have the tools you might need in the eventuality of a flat tire or a broken window.
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Jobs that require a suit upset me. They displease me much, as our world is rife with such superficial conformity.
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I think it's fascinating that I receive attention for what people perceive to be a level of manliness or machismo, when amongst my family of farmers and paramedics and regular Americans, I'm kind of the sissy in my family.
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I learned the word non-conformist in fourth grade and immediately announced that I would grow up to become one.
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I've been working steadily as an actor since around 1998. I wasn't well known in the public, but I was a dependable working journeyman.
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If you like comedy, go home and curl up with Leviticus. The writers of The Onion are handed Leviticus on their first day.
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I feel it's important to point out that I've earned my humility by being a jackass - like, I trip and fall on my face and say, Oh, right. Don't think you're a big shot, because you've got a bloody nose now. So it's hard to say.
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If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.
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It's funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent.
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