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Shut your damn mouth.
Nick Offerman
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Nick Offerman
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: June 26
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Film Producer
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Illinois
Nicholas Offerman
Nicholas David Offerman
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I feel it's important to point out that I've earned my humility by being a jackass - like, I trip and fall on my face and say, Oh, right. Don't think you're a big shot, because you've got a bloody nose now. So it's hard to say.
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