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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish and you feed yourself. He's a grown man, fishing's not that hard.
Nick Offerman
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Nick Offerman
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: June 26
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Nicholas Offerman
Nicholas David Offerman
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I just always had a penchant for performing for people.I'm a jackass clown.
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Just stand up for your principals and be loyal to your friends and family.
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If you don't look at yourself and evaluate it, you instead see how the world's reacting to it.
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Whatever it is you like to do, that's the sexiest part of you.
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People are afraid that they're going to upset somebody on top, and so there's a real sense of, I've got to be quiet, I don't want to be fired.
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Once you have a PhD, every meeting you go to becomes a doctor's appointment.
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Doing voice work is more like recording music that people are going to listen to. You're creating an oral experience using whatever bells and whistles you have in your voice, and you can shut your eyes and use your imagination and nobody's going to see if the faces you make don't match the voices you make. That's a lot of fun.
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I keep having these bros come up to me and say, I used to watch you when I was a fetus, and I just want to kill them.
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How lucky my life is that I have two arms, and two legs, and ten fingers with which to make things out of wood.
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It's irrelevant to me if other people know who I am. I'm just, I'm really happy. It calms me down, too. If you're on top of an oilrig, fighting with politicians, or whatever - you need a bit of wisdom to realize that you're not always right, or that you're not always being reasonable, or you're not always listening.
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For years I drove a big Ford F250 pickup. That was my ride because two-thirds of my work was wood work, and I'm always driving up to Northern California, where I harvest salvaged trees.
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I've been working steadily as an actor since around 1998. I wasn't well known in the public, but I was a dependable working journeyman.
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If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.
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I really thought that I'd be doing Shakespeare, honest to God. I did not foresee the whole action television thing. That was God's joke.
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I was drinking a lot of bourbon. I was miserable. I was starting to get work, but it wasn't remotely satisfying. It was garbage compared to the theater I was doing.
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You know, it's hard to beat bacon at anytime of day. But I also am a big fan of corned beef hash.
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I would like Americans to make things with their hands. Thomas Jefferson and I feel that makes for a much stronger nation.
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I first read Wendell Berry's short-story collections, Fidelity and then Watch with Me. They just knocked my socks off. The characters and the fellowship of the small town reminded me of my own small town in Illinois.Then I discovered that, much like J.R.R. Tolkien and C.S. Lewis, that all of Berry's fiction was centered in this same town.
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