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I have what I guess is medically known as a farting problem.
Nick Kroll
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Nick Kroll
Age: 46
Born: 1978
Born: June 5
Actor
Comedian
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Film Director
Film Producer
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Stand-Up Comedian
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New York City
New York
Nicholas Kroll
Nicholas J. Kroll
Nick J. Kroll
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I would be psyched to get a phone call from Al Sharpton. I need to find out who does his hair. It's beautiful. It's a gorgeous mane.
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I was, like, a history major, and I minored in art and Spanish, but I found myself gravitating toward media studies as time went on.
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In L.A., you really are in your car all day alone, and there's very little public life.
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I gave the graduation speech at my high school. Not because I was valedictorian but because the grade voted for me to do it. And I gave a slightly contentious speech. I was a little critical of the administration. But for a long time it said on Wikipedia that I took my balls out and exposed myself to the crowd.
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It was sort of in the jam-band era and it was at the Capitol Theatre in Port Chester [New York], right where I grew up. I actually went back there a couple years ago when I was on tour for Kroll Show. I performed at that theater, which was really cool to go back to the first place I'd gone to a concert.
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My first concert isn't that cool or ironic. I wish it had been like, My first concert was the Backstreet Boys, but the first concert I went to, I think, was this band called The Samples.
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