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I have what I guess is medically known as a farting problem.
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Nick Kroll
Age: 46
Born: 1978
Born: June 5
Actor
Comedian
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Film Director
Film Producer
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Stand-Up Comedian
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New York City
New York
Nicholas Kroll
Nicholas J. Kroll
Nick J. Kroll
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I would be psyched to get a phone call from Al Sharpton. I need to find out who does his hair. It's beautiful. It's a gorgeous mane.
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My thinking is, if we're setting out to make comedy in which nothing is off limits, then everybody is fair game.
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My first job. I got fired from this MTV prank show, or I didn't make the cut of what ended up being, as we all know, Boiling Points. It was my first professional job and I was bragging.
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The thing that's the biggest bummer about any live show is a hot, sober room. So if it's during the day and people are a little buzzed, great.
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Oftentimes the shows that don't work help you get it right.
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There's nothing better for hosting a show than a bunch of people daytime-whiskey drunk.
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I think Trump thinks of himself as pretty important, and now rightfully so - because he's the President of the United States. You gotta dream big, and we're all so proud of what the Donald has been able to accomplish... following through on his dreams of taking fast food dumps on a plane.
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Contrary to widespread belief, I do know something about science.
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I think my goal was just to do comedy, honestly. It still is. Whatever form that took or takes, it doesn't matter.
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