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I have what I guess is medically known as a farting problem.
Nick Kroll
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Nick Kroll
Age: 46
Born: 1978
Born: June 5
Actor
Comedian
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Stand-Up Comedian
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New York City
New York
Nicholas Kroll
Nicholas J. Kroll
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I gave the graduation speech at my high school. Not because I was valedictorian but because the grade voted for me to do it. And I gave a slightly contentious speech. I was a little critical of the administration. But for a long time it said on Wikipedia that I took my balls out and exposed myself to the crowd.
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Seinfeld has his way of telling jokes - and I'm not comparing myself to Seinfeld, his genius is observing the small details of everyday life and finding humor in it.
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Music was not a big deal to me when I was in middle school. And then I slowly became a big jazz fan. Even more than concerts, a lot of my high school time was spent going to jazz clubs in the city.
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In general in comedy, there are fewer people making a ton of money and a lot more people making a living. For me, the goal is just being able to make exactly the show I wanted to make.
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A job is a job, and there are days that are going to be boring, or you have a boss you don't like, or people you work with.
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Like most lazy upper-middle-class kids, American Studies seemed like a fun way to use your knowledge of TV to get an A.
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Whether it's corporate investigations or comedy, there are certain inherent truths to trying to get what you want while trying to be a decent person doing it.
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My experience in TV is that it takes time for shows to find their way.
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For me, the goal wasn't to turn the stand-up special on its head, but to do what I do specifically, and hopefully that reads as something new.
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My thinking is, if we're setting out to make comedy in which nothing is off limits, then everybody is fair game.
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I like an otter. I like a sea lion. I like a walrus. That's my favorite version of a sea creature.
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You think you're going to be on TV a year out of college and you're not. Then you tell people and it's embarrassing. And then it's not a big deal at all.
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I think Trump thinks of himself as pretty important, and now rightfully so - because he's the President of the United States. You gotta dream big, and we're all so proud of what the Donald has been able to accomplish... following through on his dreams of taking fast food dumps on a plane.
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No doubt there are people who are our guests [ in Oh, Hello] who are more famous, but to me, Mel Brooks is the most famous person. So that was really cool.
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In L.A., you really are in your car all day alone, and there's very little public life.
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As long as it's not an easy, outdated stereotype and it comes from an interesting or emotionally driven place, then anyone can be made fun of.
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The immediacy of public interaction is just unbeatable.
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I would be psyched to get a phone call from Al Sharpton. I need to find out who does his hair. It's beautiful. It's a gorgeous mane.
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