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Everybody gets better looking on TV as shows go on.Even the nerds on Big Bang Theory are getting better looking. Their clothes are getting nicer. They're better groomed. It works for them.

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Nick Kroll
Age: 46
Born: 1978
Born: June 5
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The immediacy of public interaction is just unbeatable.
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Like most lazy upper-middle-class kids, American Studies seemed like a fun way to use your knowledge of TV to get an A.
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My first job. I got fired from this MTV prank show, or I didn't make the cut of what ended up being, as we all know, Boiling Points. It was my first professional job and I was bragging.
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I tend to play sort of douchey.
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I was, like, a history major, and I minored in art and Spanish, but I found myself gravitating toward media studies as time went on.
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