I never mixed with golfers when I was playing, mainly because I didn't want to talk golf all night.

When it blows here, even the seagulls walk.

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.

The course is perfection and it asks perfection.

Now we know everything about golf equipment. A player doesn't have to know diddly about golf clubs, because we know what a golf club can do and how it can fit to you. I hate to harp on my era because people don't like that, but 30 years back was so different. I didn't have maxed-out clubs. The clubs now are amazing.

One thing America hasn't had is good partnership.

I was a little stunned that we didn't get a coloring book with this menu.

If anything, more kids that want to get good at golf will get fine-tuned. It's factual. It's science, how to build a golfer. I think that's huge.

Tempo is the glue that sticks all elements of the golf swing together.

My game is like a cross between karaoke and rap: crap.

That's the most important thing for me in TV, telling the story to as many people as we can.

Golf is not about the quality of your good shots, it is about the quality of your bad shots.

It's not a British attitude to dedicate yourself to such an extent as he [Wilkinson] does... He is such a dedicated so-and-so who only thinks about booting it over the posts

My time with my family is a priority.

It goes without saying that it is no good having a perfect setup, perfect grip and perfect golf swing if the whole thing is misaligned. It sounds obvious but many players simply do not spend enough time getting themselves on target.

John certainly gives it a good hit, doesn't he? My Sunday best is a Wednesday afternoon compared to him.

You've got a fairly good idea as to what the questions are going to be. But how to record the best answer is another matter.