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The worst thing a girl could do on a date is fart louder than me.

Niall Horan

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Niall Horan
Age: 31
Born: 1993
Born: September 13
Actor
Guitarist
Musical Artist
Singer
Singer-Songwriter
Songwriter
Niall James Horan
Louder
Fart
Date
Worst
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Thing

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