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Evan Handler's new book is simply wonderful. He pulls you inside his life, and you come out his very close friend.

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Neil Simon
Age: 91 †
Born: 1927
Born: July 4
Died: 2018
Died: August 26
Entrepreneur
Film Producer
Librettist
Lyricist
Playwright
Screenwriter
New York City
New York
Marvin Neil Simon
Inside
Simply
Wonderful
Book
Handler
Come
Evan
Life
Pulls
Close
Friend

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