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Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.
Neil Simon
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Neil Simon
Age: 91 †
Born: 1927
Born: July 4
Died: 2018
Died: August 26
Entrepreneur
Film Producer
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Screenwriter
New York City
New York
Marvin Neil Simon
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