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Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid and embalm each other.

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Neil Simon
Age: 91 †
Born: 1927
Born: July 4
Died: 2018
Died: August 26
Entrepreneur
Film Producer
Librettist
Lyricist
Playwright
Screenwriter
New York City
New York
Marvin Neil Simon
Sarcastic
Later
Party
Funny
Fluid
Terrific

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Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.
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I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far.
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If you can go through life without experiencing pain you probably haven't been born yet.
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