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Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid and embalm each other.
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Neil Simon
Age: 91 †
Born: 1927
Born: July 4
Died: 2018
Died: August 26
Entrepreneur
Film Producer
Librettist
Lyricist
Playwright
Screenwriter
New York City
New York
Marvin Neil Simon
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I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far.
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If you can go through life without experiencing pain you probably haven't been born yet.
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There's no such thing as a sure thing. That's why they call it gambling.
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The first book was my first attempt at writing full-length prose.
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I don't want to restrict the life of a play to a particular production. The original actors might leave after the first six months, and I want the play to last 30 or 40 years. You write for the character, not the actor on the stage.
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I was constantly being dragged out of movies for laughing too loud.
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He's too nervous to kill himself. He wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie.
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I don't like dating or just living with a woman. I like to create a relationship, a marriage. And almost all of my marriages have involved children, so I'm really a family man as well.
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A lot of your personality is formed before you're 12, obviously, but only a few of my plays use characters from my childhood. The more mature plays are affected only by my adult experiences.
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You get attached to the way you write, and I'm attached to notebooks. That's where I really write the plays. Just two or three pages at a time, then I transfer to the typewriter and rewrite while I type.
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Rewriting is when writing really gets to be fun. . . . In baseball you only get three swings and you're out. In rewriting, you get almost as many swings as you want and you know, sooner or later, you'll hit the ball.
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I go to see plays all the time, and whenever I see Chekhov, I'm amazed at how this Russian play strikes home to me living 100 years later in New York City. I'm drawn to him because of his way with characters and their relationships with each other.
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Evan Handler's new book is simply wonderful. He pulls you inside his life, and you come out his very close friend.
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I don't use computers... I'm someone who needs to see the page right away in my hand.
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If no one ever took risks, Michaelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor.
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I never write a play with an eye to film.
Neil Simon
[When you write a play] you walk into a forest without a knife, without a compass. But . . . if you have a sense of geography, you find that you're clearing a path and getting to the right place.
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I much prefer writing an original movie with the screen in mind to transferring a play to the screen.
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I feel like writing about a time when I was probably, and think all of us are, the happiest before the obligations start in.
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Talent is the gift plus the passion - a desire to succeed so intense that no force on earth can stop it.
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