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He's too nervous to kill himself. He wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie.

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Neil Simon
Age: 91 †
Born: 1927
Born: July 4
Died: 2018
Died: August 26
Entrepreneur
Film Producer
Librettist
Lyricist
Playwright
Screenwriter
New York City
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Marvin Neil Simon
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