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I really like being able to laugh at my own jokes.

Neil Gaiman

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Neil Gaiman
Age: 63
Born: 1960
Born: November 10
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The end of the story of Batman is he's dead. Because, in the end, the Batman dies. What else am I going to do? Retire and play golf? It doesn't work that way. It can't. I fight until I drop. And one day, I will drop.
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I hope the strong women out there aren't quiet and they don't go away, because when people attack you for speaking, the best way to drive them nuts is to smile and carry on speaking, louder, more wisely, more intensely, more articulately than ever.
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Bod said, 'I want to see life. I want to hold it in my hands. I want to leave a footprint on the sand of a desert island. I want to play football with people. I want,' he said, and then he paused and he thought. 'I want everything.
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Here you go, she said. I don't need it anymore. I'm very grateful. I think it may have saved my life, saved some other people's death.
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The past is always knocking at the door, trying to break through into today.
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The Doctor: Sorry, do you have a name? Idris: Seven hundred years and finally he asks. The Doctor: But what do I call you? Idris: I think you call me... Sexy? The Doctor: [embarrassed] Only when we're alone. Idris: We are alone. The Doctor: Oh. Come on then, Sexy.
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Talk is free but the wise man chooses when to spend his words.
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Virginia is the place, where, technologically speaking, they will burn people at the stake for possessing such things as toasters.
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Most people don't realize how important librarians are. I ran across a book recently which suggested that the peace and prosperity of a culture was solely related to how many librarians it contained. Possibly a slight overstatement. But a culture that doesn't value its librarians doesn't value ideas and without ideas, well, where are we?
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It’s an artist’s job to show people the world they live in. We hold up mirrors.
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Google can bring you back 100,000 answers. A librarian can bring you back the right one.
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Rain in the graveyard, and the world puddled into blurred reflections.
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It's just harder out there in the world of the living, and we cannot protect you out there as easily. I wanted to keep you perfectly safe...But there is only one perfectly safe place for your kind, and you will not reach it until all your adventures are over and none of them matter any longer.
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If you want to imagine the future, imagine a boy and his dog and his friends. And a summer that never ends.
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People tend to find books when they are ready for them.
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You have a very open relationship with your fans. Yes. We have an open relationship. Obviously they can see other authors if they want, and I can see other readers.
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Too much talking these days. Talk talk talk. This country would get along much better if people learned how to suffer in silence.
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For love is no part of the dreamworld. Love belongs to Desire, and Desire is always cruel.
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It was a dream, and in dreams you have no choices: either there are no decisions to be made, or they were made for you long before ever the dream began.
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I've been inspired by dreams - I've even stolen scenes or images or characters from them.
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