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You don’t want to ask after the health of anyone, if you’re a funeral director. They think maybe you’re scouting for business.
Neil Gaiman
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Neil Gaiman
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: November 10
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Perfection is like chasing the horizon. Keep moving.
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When things go wrong, this is what you should do. Make good art.
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If you can't eat it, drink it, smoke it, or snort it... then f*ck it!
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This is the only country in the world, that worries about what it is. The rest of them know what they are. No one ever needs to go searching for the heart of Norway. Or looks for the soul of Mozambique. They know what they are.
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