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If I want to feel as if I'm being sucked down a fathomless gloomy tunnel for hours and hours then I have a complete set of Schopenhauer at home.

Ned Beauman

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Ned Beauman
Age: 39
Born: 1985
Born: January 1
Novelist
Writer
London
England
Gloomy
Complete
Hours
Home
Fathomless
Feel
Schopenhauer
Feels
Sucked
Tunnel
Tunnels

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