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The person sending ironic text messages has no idea that their voice does not sound so great in text. There's no dry sense of humor in a text. It comes off as a little bit shitty.
Natasha Lyonne
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Natasha Lyonne
Age: 45
Born: 1979
Born: April 4
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Natasha Bianca Lyonne Braunstein
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I just never get into trouble. It's not my thing.
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I'm a text artist. It's an unsung art form because it's so ahead of its time.
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What I like to do is to give my real name in Starbucks but be really hostile each time, as if they're asking me something that I've never heard in my life. I give them a really dirty look, Really? It's Natasha. Okay? Like I've never been to Starbucks before. Each time. I enter the premises looking for combat.
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