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The more developed your abs, the less time you've spent reading.
Natasha Leggero
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Natasha Leggero
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: March 26
Actress
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Illinois
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I was raised Catholic in Rockford, Illinois. But I'm not a practicing Catholic anymore. Oh God, no.
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Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is the most afraid of getting ruffied? It's like relax. YOU can take the coaster off your drink. There are at least three of us in line ahead of you.
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