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Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.

Natasha Leggero

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Natasha Leggero
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: March 26
Actress
Comedian
Film Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Rockford
Illinois
Dui
Baby
Humor
Funny
Universe
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