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When the loo paper gets thicker and the writing paper thinner, it's always a bad sign, at home.

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Nancy Mitford
Age: 68 †
Born: 1904
Born: November 28
Died: 1973
Died: January 1
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London
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I think housework is far more tiring and frightening than hunting is, no comparison, and yet after hunting we had eggs for tea and were made to rest for hours, but after housework people expect one to go on just as if nothing special had happened.
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Most people like reading about what they already know - there is even a public for yesterday's weather.
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Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
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A typical Irish dinner would be: cream flavored with lobster, cream with bits of veal in it, green peas and cream, cream cheese, cream flavored with strawberries.
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I do love translating it is the pure pleasure of writing without the misery of inventing.
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And Left-wing people are always sad because they mind dreadfully about their causes, and the causes are always going so badly.
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Always be civil to the girls, you never know who they may marry.
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Irish gardens beat all for horror. With 19 gardeners, Lord Talbot of Malahide has produced an affair exactly like a suburban golf course.
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I am sometimes bored by people, but never by life.
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I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang. It's so frightfully good I've never bothered to read another.
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the test of a cook is how she boils an egg. My boiled eggs are fantastic, fabulous. Sometimes as hard as a 100 carat diamond, or again soft as a feather bed, or running like a cooling stream, they can also burst like fireworks from their shells and take on the look and rubbery texture of a baby octopus. Never a dull egg, with me.
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The English lord marries for love, and is rather inclined to love where money is he rarely marries in order to improve his coat of arms.
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Always be civil to the girls, you never know who they may marry' is a aphorism which has saved many an English spinster from being treated like an Indian widow.
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oh how television diminishes everything.
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Chickens are cheerless birds, I advise you to keep geese which can be taught to follow like dogs, one needs all the companionship one can get in these days.
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Life itself, she thought, as she went upstairs to dress for dinner, was stranger than dreams and far, far more disordered.
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Sisters are a shield against life's cruel adversity.
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Always remember, children, that marriage is a very intimate relationship. It's not just sitting and chatting to a person there are other things, you know.
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The trouble is that people seem to expect happiness in life. I can't imagine why but they do. They are unhappy before they marry, and they imagine to themselves that the reason of their unhappiness will be removed when they are married.
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Nothing about human beings ever had the power to move me as a child. Black Beauty now ... !
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