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One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.
Mort Sahl
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Mort Sahl
Age: 97
Born: 1927
Born: May 11
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Montreal
Quebec
Morton Lyon Sahl
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Obama is running again for spite.
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That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters.
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