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New book on Malcolm X says we don't know how he was killed. Want to bring in the FBI. Maybe they were in already.

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Mort Sahl
Age: 97
Born: 1927
Born: May 11
Actor
Comedian
Journalist
Montreal
Quebec
Morton Lyon Sahl
Malcolm
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