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New book on Malcolm X says we don't know how he was killed. Want to bring in the FBI. Maybe they were in already.
Mort Sahl
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Mort Sahl
Age: 97
Born: 1927
Born: May 11
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Montreal
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Morton Lyon Sahl
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Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.
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I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.
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If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women.
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One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.
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Obama says his recreation consists of reading the Constitution... looking for a loophole.
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We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.
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I found people looked better when they laughed
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This matter of two sides to every question is bad logic and bad practice: sometimes there are no sides sometimes there are a hundred.
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We all know that America is the worst country in the world, except for all the others.
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Will Rogers…used to come out with a newspaper and pretend he was a yokel criticizing the intellectuals who ran the government. I come out with a newspaper and pretend I’m an intellectual making fun of the yokels running the government.
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If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.
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That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters.
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There are Russian spies here now. And if we're lucky, they'll steal some of our secrets and they'll be two years behind.
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Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are. The only thing that women hate worse from a man than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry.
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I don't believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people.
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