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If anybody comes up to you and says, My kid is a conservative - why is that? you say, Remember in the 60′s when we told you if you kept using drugs your kids would be mutants?

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Mort Sahl
Age: 97
Born: 1927
Born: May 11
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Montreal
Quebec
Morton Lyon Sahl
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