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I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!

Mort Sahl

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Mort Sahl
Age: 97
Born: 1927
Born: May 11
Actor
Comedian
Journalist
Montreal
Quebec
Morton Lyon Sahl
Liberal
Radical

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I'm for capital punishment. You've got to execute people. How else are they going to learn?
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One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.
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Most people past college age are not atheists. It's too hard to be in society, for one thing. Because you don't get any days off. And if you're an agnostic you don't know whether you get them off or not.
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My whole life is a movie. It's just that there are no dissolves. I have to live every agonizing moment of it. My life needs editing.
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The New York Times is the official leak of the State Department.
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I watched Ken Burns' Civil War series on PBS. My favorite segment is when Bob Hope entertains the troops at Gettysburg.
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If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.
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Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.
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There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.
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I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.
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Everything I tell you is true, but this is factual.
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You haven't lived until you've died in California
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There are Russian spies here now. And if we're lucky, they'll steal some of our secrets and they'll be two years behind.
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A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.
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Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
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Obama says his recreation consists of reading the Constitution... looking for a loophole.
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I don't believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people.
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We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.
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That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters.
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Obama said he went to Libya because of his conscience. Did anyone ever wrestle with his conscience and lose?
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