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I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!

Mort Sahl

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Mort Sahl
Age: 97
Born: 1927
Born: May 11
Actor
Comedian
Journalist
Montreal
Quebec
Morton Lyon Sahl
Liberal
Radical

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Obama said he went to Libya because of his conscience. Did anyone ever wrestle with his conscience and lose?
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If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women.
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I don't think fascism is dying for.
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I found people looked better when they laughed
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This matter of two sides to every question is bad logic and bad practice: sometimes there are no sides sometimes there are a hundred.
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A Yuppie is someone who believes it's courageous to eat in a restaurant that hasn't been reviewed yet.
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If anybody comes up to you and says, My kid is a conservative - why is that? you say, Remember in the 60′s when we told you if you kept using drugs your kids would be mutants?
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There's so much Botox around now that you can't tell when a Jewish girl is angry!
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Obama says his recreation consists of reading the Constitution... looking for a loophole.
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I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.
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Nixon's the kind of guy that if you were drowning fifty feet off shore, he'd throw you a thirty foot rope. Then Kissinger would go on TV the next night and say that the President had met you more than half-way.
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My whole life is a movie. It's just that there are no dissolves. I have to live every agonizing moment of it. My life needs editing.
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In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the seventies, to get a girl you've got to be a girl.
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You haven't lived until you've died in California
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I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators.
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Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, the Committee throws an American in jail to get even.
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Obama is running again for spite.
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Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.
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New book on Malcolm X says we don't know how he was killed. Want to bring in the FBI. Maybe they were in already.
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