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I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!

Mort Sahl

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Mort Sahl
Age: 97
Born: 1927
Born: May 11
Actor
Comedian
Journalist
Montreal
Quebec
Morton Lyon Sahl
Liberal
Radical

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There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Clinton and Dole. What can you draw from this? Darwin was wrong.
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I don't think fascism is dying for.
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Obama said he went to Libya because of his conscience. Did anyone ever wrestle with his conscience and lose?
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If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.
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If you can't join them, beat them.
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We all know that America is the worst country in the world, except for all the others.
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The New York Times is the official leak of the State Department.
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I don't think crucifixion is the answer. I believe in the resurrection. I like that part of the story.
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My whole life is a movie. It's just that there are no dissolves. I have to live every agonizing moment of it. My life needs editing.
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I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.
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Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.
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Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.
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There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.
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The distance between taking social action and having the knowledge is as wide as the mouth of the Mississippi.
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Will Rogers…used to come out with a newspaper and pretend he was a yokel criticizing the intellectuals who ran the government. I come out with a newspaper and pretend I’m an intellectual making fun of the yokels running the government.
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In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the seventies, to get a girl you've got to be a girl.
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There are Russian spies here now. And if we're lucky, they'll steal some of our secrets and they'll be two years behind.
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I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators.
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I found people looked better when they laughed
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Nixon's the kind of guy that if you were drowning fifty feet off shore, he'd throw you a thirty foot rope. Then Kissinger would go on TV the next night and say that the President had met you more than half-way.
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