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I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!

Mort Sahl

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Mort Sahl
Age: 97
Born: 1927
Born: May 11
Actor
Comedian
Journalist
Montreal
Quebec
Morton Lyon Sahl
Liberal
Radical

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Nixon's the kind of guy that if you were drowning fifty feet off shore, he'd throw you a thirty foot rope. Then Kissinger would go on TV the next night and say that the President had met you more than half-way.
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If anybody comes up to you and says, My kid is a conservative - why is that? you say, Remember in the 60′s when we told you if you kept using drugs your kids would be mutants?
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There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.
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I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.
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Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.
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My whole life is a movie. It's just that there are no dissolves. I have to live every agonizing moment of it. My life needs editing.
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Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are. The only thing that women hate worse from a man than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry.
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The New York Times is the official leak of the State Department.
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One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.
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Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, the Committee throws an American in jail to get even.
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If you can't join them, beat them.
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Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
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I don't believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people.
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You haven't lived until you've died in California
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The distance between taking social action and having the knowledge is as wide as the mouth of the Mississippi.
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If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.
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There are Russian spies here now. And if we're lucky, they'll steal some of our secrets and they'll be two years behind.
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In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the seventies, to get a girl you've got to be a girl.
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Obama said he went to Libya because of his conscience. Did anyone ever wrestle with his conscience and lose?
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A Yuppie is someone who believes it's courageous to eat in a restaurant that hasn't been reviewed yet.
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