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There's so much Botox around now that you can't tell when a Jewish girl is angry!

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Mort Sahl
Age: 97
Born: 1927
Born: May 11
Actor
Comedian
Journalist
Montreal
Quebec
Morton Lyon Sahl
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Obama said he went to Libya because of his conscience. Did anyone ever wrestle with his conscience and lose?
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The distance between taking social action and having the knowledge is as wide as the mouth of the Mississippi.
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Nixon's the kind of guy that if you were drowning fifty feet off shore, he'd throw you a thirty foot rope. Then Kissinger would go on TV the next night and say that the President had met you more than half-way.
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If anybody comes up to you and says, My kid is a conservative - why is that? you say, Remember in the 60′s when we told you if you kept using drugs your kids would be mutants?
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This matter of two sides to every question is bad logic and bad practice: sometimes there are no sides sometimes there are a hundred.
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A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.
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New book on Malcolm X says we don't know how he was killed. Want to bring in the FBI. Maybe they were in already.
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Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
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That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters.
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I'm for capital punishment. You've got to execute people. How else are they going to learn?
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One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.
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Most people past college age are not atheists. It's too hard to be in society, for one thing. Because you don't get any days off. And if you're an agnostic you don't know whether you get them off or not.
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If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women.
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We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.
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I don't think fascism is dying for.
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I found people looked better when they laughed
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Everything I tell you is true, but this is factual.
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I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.
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You haven't lived until you've died in California
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If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.
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