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There's so much Botox around now that you can't tell when a Jewish girl is angry!

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Mort Sahl
Age: 97
Born: 1927
Born: May 11
Actor
Comedian
Journalist
Montreal
Quebec
Morton Lyon Sahl
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Nixon's the kind of guy that if you were drowning fifty feet off shore, he'd throw you a thirty foot rope. Then Kissinger would go on TV the next night and say that the President had met you more than half-way.
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I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!
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I don't think fascism is dying for.
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That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters.
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Obama said he went to Libya because of his conscience. Did anyone ever wrestle with his conscience and lose?
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I found people looked better when they laughed
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You haven't lived until you've died in California
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I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.
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If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women.
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Obama says his recreation consists of reading the Constitution... looking for a loophole.
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My whole life is a movie. It's just that there are no dissolves. I have to live every agonizing moment of it. My life needs editing.
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If you can't join them, beat them.
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There are Russian spies here now. And if we're lucky, they'll steal some of our secrets and they'll be two years behind.
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Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.
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I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.
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A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.
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We all know that America is the worst country in the world, except for all the others.
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One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.
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Obama is running again for spite.
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Most people past college age are not atheists. It's too hard to be in society, for one thing. Because you don't get any days off. And if you're an agnostic you don't know whether you get them off or not.
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