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There's so much Botox around now that you can't tell when a Jewish girl is angry!

Mort Sahl

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Mort Sahl
Age: 97
Born: 1927
Born: May 11
Actor
Comedian
Journalist
Montreal
Quebec
Morton Lyon Sahl
Around
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Jewish
Angry
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My whole life is a movie. It's just that there are no dissolves. I have to live every agonizing moment of it. My life needs editing.
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If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women.
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Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.
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Obama is running again for spite.
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A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.
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I found people looked better when they laughed
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We all know that America is the worst country in the world, except for all the others.
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I don't think fascism is dying for.
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Everything I tell you is true, but this is factual.
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Nixon's the kind of guy that if you were drowning fifty feet off shore, he'd throw you a thirty foot rope. Then Kissinger would go on TV the next night and say that the President had met you more than half-way.
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This matter of two sides to every question is bad logic and bad practice: sometimes there are no sides sometimes there are a hundred.
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I don't think crucifixion is the answer. I believe in the resurrection. I like that part of the story.
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Most people past college age are not atheists. It's too hard to be in society, for one thing. Because you don't get any days off. And if you're an agnostic you don't know whether you get them off or not.
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In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the seventies, to get a girl you've got to be a girl.
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I'm for capital punishment. You've got to execute people. How else are they going to learn?
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Obama says his recreation consists of reading the Constitution... looking for a loophole.
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That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters.
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A Yuppie is someone who believes it's courageous to eat in a restaurant that hasn't been reviewed yet.
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I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!
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If you can't join them, beat them.
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