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I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.

Mort Sahl

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Mort Sahl
Age: 97
Born: 1927
Born: May 11
Actor
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Montreal
Quebec
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Most people past college age are not atheists. It's too hard to be in society, for one thing. Because you don't get any days off. And if you're an agnostic you don't know whether you get them off or not.
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I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators.
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This matter of two sides to every question is bad logic and bad practice: sometimes there are no sides sometimes there are a hundred.
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A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.
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If anybody comes up to you and says, My kid is a conservative - why is that? you say, Remember in the 60′s when we told you if you kept using drugs your kids would be mutants?
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If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women.
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I don't believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people.
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A Yuppie is someone who believes it's courageous to eat in a restaurant that hasn't been reviewed yet.
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I don't think crucifixion is the answer. I believe in the resurrection. I like that part of the story.
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There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Clinton and Dole. What can you draw from this? Darwin was wrong.
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There's so much Botox around now that you can't tell when a Jewish girl is angry!
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Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, the Committee throws an American in jail to get even.
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I'm for capital punishment. You've got to execute people. How else are they going to learn?
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Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.
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I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!
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One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.
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The distance between taking social action and having the knowledge is as wide as the mouth of the Mississippi.
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Obama is running again for spite.
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There are Russian spies here now. And if we're lucky, they'll steal some of our secrets and they'll be two years behind.
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That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters.
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