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I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.

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Mort Sahl
Age: 97
Born: 1927
Born: May 11
Actor
Comedian
Journalist
Montreal
Quebec
Morton Lyon Sahl
Computer
Went
Class
Guy
Dell
Macs
Bullied

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