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Mort Sahl
Age: 97
Born: 1927
Born: May 11
Actor
Comedian
Journalist
Montreal
Quebec
Morton Lyon Sahl
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I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators.
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In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the seventies, to get a girl you've got to be a girl.
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There are Russian spies here now. And if we're lucky, they'll steal some of our secrets and they'll be two years behind.
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The distance between taking social action and having the knowledge is as wide as the mouth of the Mississippi.
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I don't believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people.
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Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.
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I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!
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My whole life is a movie. It's just that there are no dissolves. I have to live every agonizing moment of it. My life needs editing.
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Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
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I'm for capital punishment. You've got to execute people. How else are they going to learn?
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That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters.
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There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.
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Nixon's the kind of guy that if you were drowning fifty feet off shore, he'd throw you a thirty foot rope. Then Kissinger would go on TV the next night and say that the President had met you more than half-way.
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Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.
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We all know that America is the worst country in the world, except for all the others.
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I found people looked better when they laughed
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A Yuppie is someone who believes it's courageous to eat in a restaurant that hasn't been reviewed yet.
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Obama said he went to Libya because of his conscience. Did anyone ever wrestle with his conscience and lose?
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If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women.
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I watched Ken Burns' Civil War series on PBS. My favorite segment is when Bob Hope entertains the troops at Gettysburg.
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