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I don't believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people.

Mort Sahl

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Mort Sahl
Age: 97
Born: 1927
Born: May 11
Actor
Comedian
Journalist
Montreal
Quebec
Morton Lyon Sahl
Believe
Good
People
Parts
Better

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We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.
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If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.
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I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators.
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In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the seventies, to get a girl you've got to be a girl.
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Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are. The only thing that women hate worse from a man than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry.
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I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.
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Obama says his recreation consists of reading the Constitution... looking for a loophole.
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I don't think fascism is dying for.
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Everything I tell you is true, but this is factual.
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New book on Malcolm X says we don't know how he was killed. Want to bring in the FBI. Maybe they were in already.
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I watched Ken Burns' Civil War series on PBS. My favorite segment is when Bob Hope entertains the troops at Gettysburg.
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Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
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One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.
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