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I don't believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people.

Mort Sahl

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Mort Sahl
Age: 97
Born: 1927
Born: May 11
Actor
Comedian
Journalist
Montreal
Quebec
Morton Lyon Sahl
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Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, the Committee throws an American in jail to get even.
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A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.
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Obama said he went to Libya because of his conscience. Did anyone ever wrestle with his conscience and lose?
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Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.
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I don't think crucifixion is the answer. I believe in the resurrection. I like that part of the story.
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I watched Ken Burns' Civil War series on PBS. My favorite segment is when Bob Hope entertains the troops at Gettysburg.
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I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.
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Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are. The only thing that women hate worse from a man than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry.
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I found people looked better when they laughed
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The distance between taking social action and having the knowledge is as wide as the mouth of the Mississippi.
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There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Clinton and Dole. What can you draw from this? Darwin was wrong.
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If anybody comes up to you and says, My kid is a conservative - why is that? you say, Remember in the 60′s when we told you if you kept using drugs your kids would be mutants?
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There are Russian spies here now. And if we're lucky, they'll steal some of our secrets and they'll be two years behind.
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If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women.
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One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.
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Everything I tell you is true, but this is factual.
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There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.
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We all know that America is the worst country in the world, except for all the others.
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You haven't lived until you've died in California
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There's so much Botox around now that you can't tell when a Jewish girl is angry!
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