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My whole life is a movie. It's just that there are no dissolves. I have to live every agonizing moment of it. My life needs editing.

Mort Sahl

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Mort Sahl
Age: 97
Born: 1927
Born: May 11
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Montreal
Quebec
Morton Lyon Sahl
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Most people past college age are not atheists. It's too hard to be in society, for one thing. Because you don't get any days off. And if you're an agnostic you don't know whether you get them off or not.
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Obama says his recreation consists of reading the Constitution... looking for a loophole.
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The distance between taking social action and having the knowledge is as wide as the mouth of the Mississippi.
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Obama is running again for spite.
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Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.
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I don't think fascism is dying for.
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That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters.
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There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.
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If you can't join them, beat them.
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I don't believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people.
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We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.
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Will Rogers…used to come out with a newspaper and pretend he was a yokel criticizing the intellectuals who ran the government. I come out with a newspaper and pretend I’m an intellectual making fun of the yokels running the government.
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If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.
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In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the seventies, to get a girl you've got to be a girl.
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If anybody comes up to you and says, My kid is a conservative - why is that? you say, Remember in the 60′s when we told you if you kept using drugs your kids would be mutants?
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I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!
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I'm for capital punishment. You've got to execute people. How else are they going to learn?
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I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.
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Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.
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I don't think crucifixion is the answer. I believe in the resurrection. I like that part of the story.
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