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My whole life is a movie. It's just that there are no dissolves. I have to live every agonizing moment of it. My life needs editing.
Mort Sahl
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Mort Sahl
Age: 97
Born: 1927
Born: May 11
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Morton Lyon Sahl
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One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.
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I don't believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people.
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I don't think fascism is dying for.
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Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.
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I don't think crucifixion is the answer. I believe in the resurrection. I like that part of the story.
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I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.
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This matter of two sides to every question is bad logic and bad practice: sometimes there are no sides sometimes there are a hundred.
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I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.
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I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!
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I'm for capital punishment. You've got to execute people. How else are they going to learn?
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If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women.
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If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.
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Obama says his recreation consists of reading the Constitution... looking for a loophole.
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Obama is running again for spite.
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