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I'm for capital punishment. You've got to execute people. How else are they going to learn?

Mort Sahl

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Mort Sahl
Age: 97
Born: 1927
Born: May 11
Actor
Comedian
Journalist
Montreal
Quebec
Morton Lyon Sahl
Punishment
Learn
Else
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People
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Capital

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