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Mort Sahl
Age: 97
Born: 1927
Born: May 11
Actor
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Journalist
Montreal
Quebec
Morton Lyon Sahl
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There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Clinton and Dole. What can you draw from this? Darwin was wrong.
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I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.
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One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.
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Obama says his recreation consists of reading the Constitution... looking for a loophole.
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If you can't join them, beat them.
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Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
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In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the seventies, to get a girl you've got to be a girl.
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Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are. The only thing that women hate worse from a man than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry.
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I found people looked better when they laughed
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Everything I tell you is true, but this is factual.
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Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.
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If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women.
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You haven't lived until you've died in California
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I don't think fascism is dying for.
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My whole life is a movie. It's just that there are no dissolves. I have to live every agonizing moment of it. My life needs editing.
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Obama is running again for spite.
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A Yuppie is someone who believes it's courageous to eat in a restaurant that hasn't been reviewed yet.
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I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators.
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There's so much Botox around now that you can't tell when a Jewish girl is angry!
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I don't believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people.
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