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Mort Sahl
Age: 97
Born: 1927
Born: May 11
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If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women.
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We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.
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You haven't lived until you've died in California
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There's so much Botox around now that you can't tell when a Jewish girl is angry!
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I found people looked better when they laughed
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There are Russian spies here now. And if we're lucky, they'll steal some of our secrets and they'll be two years behind.
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Obama said he went to Libya because of his conscience. Did anyone ever wrestle with his conscience and lose?
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I watched Ken Burns' Civil War series on PBS. My favorite segment is when Bob Hope entertains the troops at Gettysburg.
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If you can't join them, beat them.
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Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.
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I don't think fascism is dying for.
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I don't believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people.
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One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.
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Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, the Committee throws an American in jail to get even.
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Obama says his recreation consists of reading the Constitution... looking for a loophole.
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Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
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A Yuppie is someone who believes it's courageous to eat in a restaurant that hasn't been reviewed yet.
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Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are. The only thing that women hate worse from a man than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry.
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The distance between taking social action and having the knowledge is as wide as the mouth of the Mississippi.
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Obama is running again for spite.
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