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Mort Sahl
Age: 97
Born: 1927
Born: May 11
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A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.
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Will Rogers…used to come out with a newspaper and pretend he was a yokel criticizing the intellectuals who ran the government. I come out with a newspaper and pretend I’m an intellectual making fun of the yokels running the government.
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I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.
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I don't believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people.
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I don't think fascism is dying for.
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Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.
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I'm for capital punishment. You've got to execute people. How else are they going to learn?
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We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.
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There's so much Botox around now that you can't tell when a Jewish girl is angry!
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I watched Ken Burns' Civil War series on PBS. My favorite segment is when Bob Hope entertains the troops at Gettysburg.
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I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators.
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Obama is running again for spite.
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We all know that America is the worst country in the world, except for all the others.
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If anybody comes up to you and says, My kid is a conservative - why is that? you say, Remember in the 60′s when we told you if you kept using drugs your kids would be mutants?
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New book on Malcolm X says we don't know how he was killed. Want to bring in the FBI. Maybe they were in already.
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Nixon's the kind of guy that if you were drowning fifty feet off shore, he'd throw you a thirty foot rope. Then Kissinger would go on TV the next night and say that the President had met you more than half-way.
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I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!
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There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Clinton and Dole. What can you draw from this? Darwin was wrong.
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You haven't lived until you've died in California
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There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.
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