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Mort Sahl
Age: 97
Born: 1927
Born: May 11
Actor
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Montreal
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Morton Lyon Sahl
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There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.
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I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!
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Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are. The only thing that women hate worse from a man than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry.
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I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.
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Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, the Committee throws an American in jail to get even.
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You haven't lived until you've died in California
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I don't think crucifixion is the answer. I believe in the resurrection. I like that part of the story.
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In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the seventies, to get a girl you've got to be a girl.
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The distance between taking social action and having the knowledge is as wide as the mouth of the Mississippi.
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There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Clinton and Dole. What can you draw from this? Darwin was wrong.
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A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.
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If you can't join them, beat them.
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Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.
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Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
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I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators.
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I don't believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people.
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Obama says his recreation consists of reading the Constitution... looking for a loophole.
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We all know that America is the worst country in the world, except for all the others.
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If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.
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Everything I tell you is true, but this is factual.
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