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Mort Sahl
Age: 97
Born: 1927
Born: May 11
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Morton Lyon Sahl
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I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators.
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Obama says his recreation consists of reading the Constitution... looking for a loophole.
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One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.
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I watched Ken Burns' Civil War series on PBS. My favorite segment is when Bob Hope entertains the troops at Gettysburg.
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There are Russian spies here now. And if we're lucky, they'll steal some of our secrets and they'll be two years behind.
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Obama is running again for spite.
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New book on Malcolm X says we don't know how he was killed. Want to bring in the FBI. Maybe they were in already.
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If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.
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There's so much Botox around now that you can't tell when a Jewish girl is angry!
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That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters.
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We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.
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There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.
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A Yuppie is someone who believes it's courageous to eat in a restaurant that hasn't been reviewed yet.
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I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.
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